[ It's really a notable accomplishment on Summer's part that her rapidfire commentary actually gets Vriska to laugh. ]
You know, it actually is a nice change of pace for once. [ But Vriska's mood quickly sours again as she hefts the stupid floppy spider plush. ] Though I really wish it wasn't because of this fucking thing. Unfortunately for us both, there is nothing funny about it. It is just a horrible piece of garbage that deserves to go straight into a fire.
...I mean. If you're actually serious about that, I feel like this is a good time to point out that throwing fire is a thing I can actually do.
[FUCK YEAH, MAGIC.]
Mine's a Shit Bitch bear! I always wanted one because I feel they are the truest expression of genuine admiration the world has ever dreamed up. Has mankind ever more concisely summed up love's tangled web of admiration and attraction than in the single phrase, "Shit Bitch You Is Fine"? I think not.
Good luck fooling me again! Obviously I am going to assume from hereon out that you are actually hiding godlike powers and simply sparing the rest of us peons.
[ Vriska offers a jerky shrug. ] Uh ... I mean, I dunno. I'm still thinking about it, I guess. [ Glances down at the spider. Despite how hard her words were, it's clear she's hesitating a little. ]
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You know, it actually is a nice change of pace for once. [ But Vriska's mood quickly sours again as she hefts the stupid floppy spider plush. ] Though I really wish it wasn't because of this fucking thing. Unfortunately for us both, there is nothing funny about it. It is just a horrible piece of garbage that deserves to go straight into a fire.
What's your story?
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[FUCK YEAH, MAGIC.]
Mine's a Shit Bitch bear! I always wanted one because I feel they are the truest expression of genuine admiration the world has ever dreamed up. Has mankind ever more concisely summed up love's tangled web of admiration and attraction than in the single phrase, "Shit Bitch You Is Fine"? I think not.
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[ wow summer!!
but no actually she thinks that's pretty cool.
anyway she'll kind of nod slowly in understanding. ]
You know what, I am pretty sure you're right. I've never heard a purer declaration of feeling than that! [ har har. ] So who's it for, then?
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[She says it like she's kidding, which neatly disguises the fact that that's probably the literal actual reason.]
Anyway, if you want to torch the thing, I'm happy to oblige. Shit Bitch Bearington is staying with me, though, I like him too much to bonfire him.
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[ Vriska offers a jerky shrug. ] Uh ... I mean, I dunno. I'm still thinking about it, I guess. [ Glances down at the spider. Despite how hard her words were, it's clear she's hesitating a little. ]