[Jon is a soft, pure, sensitive boy. Damian has rubbed off on Jon a little, but at the core, Jon is definitely an oooooo-you-cussed-stop!!, and Damian is a fuck-you-too-bitch.]

Humanity is ridiculous. [Which is coming straight from a thirteen year old human.] Fine. Add it to the board, but it'll only serve as confusion for half the people here who won't get it.

Then it'll turn into a giant conspiracy theory much like the giant disaster of that chain letter which is still circling the entire town.

What else have you got?